- KEEP CALM AND SHIP JUNKWANG. -

- Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-

- After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C

- Before: Had no idea how to spend my money

- After: Broke from all the albums I buy

- Before: Innocent little girl

- After: Pervert

- Before: Cared about what people thought of me

- After: Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate

- Before: Asian guys are so nerdy

- After: HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS

- Before: Was a fashion terrorist

- After: Became a fashionista

- Before:

- Guy: Hey what's up?

- Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"

- After:

- Guy: Hey what's up?

- Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.

- Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...

- After: OPPAR LOVE ME

- Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"

- After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"

- Before: Had a life

- After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer

- Before: What is music?

- After: I see the light

- Before: Laugh quietly

- After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal

- Before:

- Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(

- After:

- Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Bitch you will die in your sleep.

- Before:

- Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(

- After:

- Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH

- Before:

- Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....

- After:

- Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!

- Before: What is otp? what is ship?

- After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR

- Before: Ovaries tight and intact

- After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.

- Before: straight, normal girl

- After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was

- Before: Nice, gentle person

- After: Sarcastic bitch

- Before: Close-minded fool

- After: Open-minded viewer of life :)